Archive for December, 2017
Resolute with Resolutions
Truman just keeps getting those speeches mixed up. This country has always been built on getting the international community to unilaterally support reckless campaign promises, but it’s always good to know who your friends are. Look, the United States has[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The Jackson Magnolia
Andrew Jackson’s magnolia tree, planted sometime between 1829 and 1835, is set to be dramatically cut back this week. After almost 200 years, one of the leaders is apparently so delicate that it’s completely dependent on decades of repairs with[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Madman Theory
The Gift of the MAGA
Since we are now legally required to say it by action of Executive Order, I’d like to wish you all a very Merry Christmas. Stay safe, be kind, and celebrate the love of friends and family.
White House Christmas Traditions
Stars and Strife
Reboot
The Hall of Presidents at Walt Disney World reopened yesterday to update its lineup. The tradition, starting with Bill Clinton, is that each new president who takes the oath of office will then voice their own character in the show.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…