Cast
Thomas JeffersonObsessed with liberty, up to the point of applying it to his own lifestyle. Comics: 124 | |
John AdamsPatriot. Rabble rouser. Spirited orator. Not George Washington. Comics: 110 | |
Theodore RooseveltA man. A plan. A canal. In the arena. The very definition of the rugged individualist American. Comics: 108 | |
Abraham LincolnKept the Union together, after the very act of him being elected blew it apart. Comics: 99 | |
Donald TrumpThe physical manifestation of 240 years of systemic racism and white privilege. Comics: 97 | |
George WashingtonMore myth than man. Never chopped down a cherry tree, but he probably wouldn't have lied about it if he did. Comics: 96 | |
Richard NixonShakespearean-level paranoia. Accomplished a lot of good but you only care about Watergate so fine. Whatever. Comics: 93 | |
Franklin Delano Roosevelt"Happy Days Are Here Again!" Made America win so much we got tired of winning. Comics: 89 | |
Andrew JacksonHis hatred towards Native Americans and his love for gold made the Trail of Tears a win-win. Comics: 76 | |
James MadisonStarted the War of 1812. Then the British burned down the White House. Comics: 71 | |
Woodrow WilsonThought two things: we would stay out of World War I and that the south would rise again. Both were wrong. Comics: 60 | |
Ronald ReaganJelly-bean eatin', Gipper winnin', economic down-tricklin', Irani weapon-sellin', President movie-star cowboy. Comics: 58 | |
Ulysses S GrantIn an effort to one-up winning the Civil War, Grant got pretty good at crushing the Ku Klux Klan. Comics: 51 | |
Harry S TrumanWent from being elected Vice President to using the first nuclear weapon in less than seven months. Comics: 51 | |
William H TaftOnly one to use the Presidency as a stepping stone to his true dream job: Supreme Court Justice. Comics: 41 | |
Warren G HardingA flirt. A crook. A drunk. "I am not fit for this office and never should have been here." Comics: 40 | |
John Tyler…And Tyler too! Completely opposed his own party. Only President to side with the Confederacy. Comics: 40 | |
John Quincy AdamsComics: 39 | |
James K PolkFor better or for worse, the only president to accomplish all of his campaign promises. “54 40 or fight!” Comics: 39 | |
Dwight D EisenhowerSpoke out about the dangers of the “military-industrial complex" and we laughed and laughed and... Comics: 38 | |
EyeReverse of the Great Seal of the United States Comics: 37 | |
James BuchananDecided the best way to govern was to keep the peace by just simply letting things spiral out of control. Comics: 35 | |
DemocratA donkey. Comics: 32 | |
John F KennedyHe chose to go to the Moon in this decade and do the other thing. Comics: 32 | |
Martin Van BurenThe first president officially born in the United States of America. Spoke Dutch. Comics: 31 | |
George W BushGave us eight years of "funny Bush-isms" to distract us from invading the wrong country to impress Daddy. Comics: 29 | |
RepublicanAn elephant. Comics: 29 | |
Grover Cleveland 1Married Frances Folsom during his first term, who promised to be back in four years after losing re-election. Comics: 28 | |
Herbert Hoover"A chicken in every pot and a car in every garage!" Just kidding - economic depression for everybody! Comics: 28 | |
Barack ObamaNot the President that America deserves, but the President that America needs. Comics: 28 | |
Andrew JohnsonHonored his fallen predecessor the only way he knew how, by undoing all of Lincoln’s accomplishments one by one. Comics: 28 | |
James GarfieldShot in the chest and died from 19th century medical practices because he didn't want to give a madman a job. Comics: 27 | |
Benjamin FranklinThe inventor of the stove. Comics: 26 | |
William McKinleyAllowed media tycoons to declare war on Spain so they could sell more newspapers. Comics: 26 | |
Lyndon B JohnsonTook a short vacation from being a life-long racist to sign the Civil Rights Act of 1964. Comics: 25 | |
Millard FillmoreThe last Whig to be President, finally doing away with the silly notion that Congress should hold any real power. Comics: 25 | |
James MonroeThe Monroe Doctrine: you stay on your side and we’ll stay on our side. Comics: 25 | |
Rutherford B HayesAfter months of contested voting results, elected in a series of back-room deals. Democracy! Comics: 23 | |
Zachary TaylorNever wanted to become President, so the Universe granted his wish a year later. Comics: 22 | |
Grover Cleveland 2Comics: 22 | |
RedcoatNever could stand to see good tea go to waste. Comics: 22 | |
Franklin PierceAfter a train accident killed his son, he spent the entire term of his Presidency mourning instead of leading. Comics: 21 | |
Chester A ArthurProduct of political corruption but broke all ties to past cronies once in office. Comics: 21 | |
Bill ClintonComics: 21 | |
Joe BidenBreaking down the malarkey of evil, armed only with his sense of duty, Irish parental expressions, and a winning smile. Comics: 20 | |
TV MediaComics: 19 | |
Abigail AdamsComics: 19 | |
William Henry HarrisonToo stubborn to wear a coat to his inauguration. Tippecanoe! Comics: 17 | |
Benjamin HarrisonComics: 17 | |
George HW BushSaw the end of the Soviet Union and then we decided we didn’t need him anymore. Comics: 16 | |
Calvin CoolidgeA dry wit but spoke little, a woman once made a bet she could get three words out of him. He replied “you lose.” Comics: 16 | |
Gerald FordAppointed Vice President. President by vacancy. Only one to hold the office without being elected in any way. Comics: 15 | |
Jimmy CarterComics: 14 | |
ColumbiaThe spirit of America Comics: 13 | |
LibertyFreedom to do what one pleases, limited by one's ability and the rights of others. Comics: 12 | |
Supreme CourtComics: 11 | |
Hillary ClintonThe most experienced private citizen in the history of the United States. Comics: 10 | |
Join or DieA political cartoon originally drawn by Benjamin Franklin Comics: 10 | |
JusticeThe peace of equality under the blind eyes of the law Comics: 10 | |
Betsy RossComics: 10 | |
Alexander HamiltonComics: 9 | |
Adolf HitlerThe barometer to which all modern acts of evils are judged against. Amateur painter. Comics: 8 | |
Vladimir PutinJust your average patriotic voter wanting to Make America Great Again. Comics: 7 | |
Print MediaComics: 7 | |
Mr EconomyA magical fairy that only the top 1% can see Comics: 7 | |
King George IIIComics: 7 | |
Ku KluxerNot racist, just believes in a doctrine that people of color are inherently inferior to the master white race. Comics: 6 | |
Eleanor RooseveltLongest serving First Lady and champion to all issues that are somehow still problems today. Comics: 6 | |
Kamala HarrisComics: 6 | |
Tammany TigerMetaphor for political corruption. What are you going to do about it? Comics: 5 | |
RobocallRobocall subverts integrity in political elections to win your love. Comics: 5 | |
EagleObverse of the Great Seal of the United States Comics: 5 | |
Bernie SandersInspired an entire generation of Americans to believe in, and yet not actually vote for, socially progressive policy. Comics: 5 | |
FreedomThe right to live outside the bounds of tyranny Comics: 5 | |
Allan PinkertonThe most famous private eye in American history, so much that the term "private eye" was coined based on his logo. Comics: 5 | |
Santa AnnaComics: 5 | |
Martin Luther King JrComics: 5 | |
Silicon Valley BankComics: 5 | |
Christopher ColumbusA murderer that we sing about in upbeat nursery rhymes for children. Comics: 4 | |
Kate WarneThe United States' first female detective after barging into Allan Pinkerton's office and asking "well... why not hire me?" Comics: 4 | |
Nellie TaftComics: 4 | |
John C CalhounComics: 4 | |
Jefferson DavisComics: 4 | |
William Tecumseh ShermanComics: 4 | |
Harry DaviesA spy playing a Southern gentlemen for Pinkerton National Detective Agency. Comics: 3 | |
Ward Hill LamonAbraham Lincoln's self-appointed body guard for almost the entire time in office. Never has enough knives and guns. Comics: 3 | |
John HancockComics: 3 | |
Robert E LeeComics: 3 | |
Henry ClayComics: 3 | |
William R KingComics: 3 | |
Frederick DouglassComics: 3 | |
Elizabeth WarrenComics: 3 | |
John MarshallComics: 3 | |
Captains of IndustryComics: 3 | |
AI ChatbotComics: 3 | |
George WashingtronComics: 2 | |
Amerigo VespucciOur continent's eponym despite all reasonable logic. Comics: 2 | |
Chief AmalgamAt least different chiefs we combined together to make a nickel. Comics: 2 | |
Timothy WebsterA detective spy for Pinkerton National Detective Agency. Frequently works undercover as Hattie Lawton's husband. Comics: 2 | |
Hattie LawtonHired as a spy by Kate Warne for Pinkerton's Woman Detective Department. Frequently works undercover as Timothy Webster's wife. Comics: 2 | |
Cipriano FerrandiniComics: 2 | |
Frances FolsomComics: 2 | |
Francis Scott KeyComics: 2 | |
Thomas PaineComics: 2 | |
Margaret TaylorComics: 2 | |
Sarah Knox TaylorComics: 2 | |
Black HawkComics: 2 | |
Emma LazarusComics: 2 | |
William Jennings BryanComics: 2 | |
Lucy Webb HayesComics: 2 | |
Susan B AnthonyComics: 2 | |
Edith WilsonComics: 2 | |
Pete ButtigiegComics: 2 | |
John BinghamComics: 2 | |
GadsdenComics: 2 | |
RINOComics: 1 | |
SacagaweaComics: 1 | |
Aaron BurrComics: 1 | |
Michelle ObamaComics: 1 | |
Louisa AdamsComics: 1 | |
Charles G DawsonComics: 1 | |
Crispus AttucksComics: 1 | |
Jackie KennedyComics: 1 | |
Mamie EisenhowerComics: 1 | |
Thomas ConwayComics: 1 | |
Horatio GatesComics: 1 | |
Elbridge GerryComics: 1 | |
LiliuokalaniComics: 1 | |
James Henderson BlountComics: 1 | |
Dolley MadisonComics: 1 | |
Martha WashingtonComics: 1 | |
James GaComics: 1 | |
Lucretia Rudolph GarfieldComics: 1 | |
Melania TrumpComics: 1 | |
Shirley ChisholmComics: 1 | |
Lou Henry HooverComics: 1 | |
Barbara JordanComics: 1 | |
Kim Jong-unComics: 1 | |
David Rice AtchisonComics: 1 | |
Harriet TubmanComics: 1 | |
Marsha P JohnsonComics: 1 | |
Patrick HenryComics: 1 | |
John JayComics: 1 | |
Bald EagleComics: 1 | |
Theodore Roosevelt SrComics: 1 | |
Ellen WilsonComics: 1 | |
Mike PenceComics: 1 | |
Roger TaneyComics: 1 | |
FrankComics: 1 | |
Memorial LincolnComics: 1 |
