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Abraham Lincoln

Kept the Union together, after the very act of him being elected blew it apart.

Comics: 99
Recent Appearance: Positive Spin
First Appearance: The Other Kind of Fair

Calvin Coolidge

A dry wit but spoke little, a woman once made a bet she could get three words out of him. He replied “you lose.”

Comics: 16
Recent Appearance: Silent Confidence
First Appearance: XVPS

Franklin Delano Roosevelt

"Happy Days Are Here Again!" Made America win so much we got tired of winning.

Comics: 89
Recent Appearance: Saving Democracy
First Appearance: The Other Kind of Fair

George HW Bush

Saw the end of the Soviet Union and then we decided we didn’t need him anymore.

Comics: 16
Recent Appearance: Toilet Paper Stockpile
First Appearance: Robocall Loves You

George Washington

More myth than man. Never chopped down a cherry tree, but he probably wouldn't have lied about it if he did.

Comics: 96
Recent Appearance: Talent of His Taciturnity
First Appearance: Forethought

James Buchanan

Decided the best way to govern was to keep the peace by just simply letting things spiral out of control.

Comics: 35
Recent Appearance: Positive Spin
First Appearance: The Ol' James Buchanan Try

John F Kennedy

He chose to go to the Moon in this decade and do the other thing.

Comics: 32
Recent Appearance: Executive Order 10290
First Appearance: Debate Prep

Richard Nixon

Shakespearean-level paranoia. Accomplished a lot of good but you only care about Watergate so fine. Whatever.

Comics: 93
Recent Appearance: Undecided in 2024
First Appearance: The Other Kind of Fair

Rutherford B Hayes

After months of contested voting results, elected in a series of back-room deals. Democracy!

Comics: 23
Recent Appearance: Undecided in 2024
First Appearance: Rigged

Theodore Roosevelt

A man. A plan. A canal. In the arena. The very definition of the rugged individualist American.

Comics: 108
Recent Appearance: Who Shot T.R.?
First Appearance: Police State

William H Taft

Only one to use the Presidency as a stepping stone to his true dream job: Supreme Court Justice.

Comics: 41
Recent Appearance: Taft and Forward
First Appearance: Gift Basket of Deplorables

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on July 7, 2017

Chapter: 2017 - July

Characters: Abraham Lincoln, Calvin Coolidge, Franklin Delano Roosevelt, George HW Bush, George Washington, James Buchanan, John F Kennedy, Richard Nixon, Rutherford B Hayes, Theodore Roosevelt, William H Taft

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