Strict Constructionist
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Panel 1:
Abraham Lincoln confronts John Tyler, bringing with him James Madison and his Constitution.
Tyler: "I'm a strict constructionist! I believe in nothing less than the exact text as written."
Lincoln: "Exact text of what?"
Panel 2:
Tyler: "The Constitution!"
Lincoln: "I'm not finding anything in here to support the fringe lunacy you believe in."
Panel 3:
Tyler: "...it might be worth checking a couple other documents."
Lincoln holds up a copy of the Constitution of the Confederate States of America, "This one?"
Abraham Lincoln confronts John Tyler, bringing with him James Madison and his Constitution.
Tyler: "I'm a strict constructionist! I believe in nothing less than the exact text as written."
Lincoln: "Exact text of what?"
Panel 2:
Tyler: "The Constitution!"
Lincoln: "I'm not finding anything in here to support the fringe lunacy you believe in."
Panel 3:
Tyler: "...it might be worth checking a couple other documents."
Lincoln holds up a copy of the Constitution of the Confederate States of America, "This one?"
