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Four panel comic on the front lawn of George Washington's Mount Vernon estate.
Panel 1: Close up on an ax chopping at a cherry tree— THWACK!
Panel 2: Washington is revealed as the one holding the ax.
Panel 3: Another chop at the tree, leaves and cherries fly everywhere—THWACK!
Panel 4: The tree is chopped down. John Adams approached, concerned, "Washington! Chopping down the cherry tree was a myth!" Washington is over it "So I can never—?"