Undecided in 2024
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Seven panel comic. First panel is a title panel, and the following six panels each have a different president.
Panel 1: Caption: "Still undecided over the 2024 vote? You're not alone!" Within the caption is a crossed-out sentence: "I can't believe that's possible, but ok..."
Panel 2: Woodrow Wilson. Wilson and Trump have similar tastes in film. He says "How can I say I disagree with Trump on policy if he doesn't have any policies?"
Panel 3: Andrew Jackson. Major-general genocide himself. He says "Both promise that Gaza beachfront property will be the new Georgia gold rush."
Panel 4: Millard Fillmore. Know-nothing then. Know-nothing now. He says "I vote third party, as Harris and Trump are both silent on Popery and the Catholic threat."
Panel 5: Rutherford B. Hayes. Election of 1876 went 115 days into overtime. He says "I need to hear more. They should make campaign season longer."
Panel 6: Martin Van Buren. Always surprised by the gall of this guy. He says "One's an existential threat to democracy, but the other is a woman, so I dunno."
Panel 7: Richard Nixon. Don't bother, I already asked him earlier. He says "I'm not undecided. I just don't want to get into it."
Panel 1: Caption: "Still undecided over the 2024 vote? You're not alone!" Within the caption is a crossed-out sentence: "I can't believe that's possible, but ok..."
Panel 2: Woodrow Wilson. Wilson and Trump have similar tastes in film. He says "How can I say I disagree with Trump on policy if he doesn't have any policies?"
Panel 3: Andrew Jackson. Major-general genocide himself. He says "Both promise that Gaza beachfront property will be the new Georgia gold rush."
Panel 4: Millard Fillmore. Know-nothing then. Know-nothing now. He says "I vote third party, as Harris and Trump are both silent on Popery and the Catholic threat."
Panel 5: Rutherford B. Hayes. Election of 1876 went 115 days into overtime. He says "I need to hear more. They should make campaign season longer."
Panel 6: Martin Van Buren. Always surprised by the gall of this guy. He says "One's an existential threat to democracy, but the other is a woman, so I dunno."
Panel 7: Richard Nixon. Don't bother, I already asked him earlier. He says "I'm not undecided. I just don't want to get into it."
