United States of Blamerica

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Abraham Lincoln

Kept the Union together, after the very act of him being elected blew it apart.

Comics: 99
Recent Appearance: Positive Spin
First Appearance: The Other Kind of Fair

Andrew Jackson

His hatred towards Native Americans and his love for gold made the Trail of Tears a win-win.

Comics: 76
Recent Appearance: Undecided in 2024
First Appearance: The Other Kind of Fair

Barack Obama

Not the President that America deserves, but the President that America needs.

Comics: 28
Recent Appearance: Saving Democracy
First Appearance: The Ol' James Buchanan Try

Benjamin Harrison

Comics: 17
Recent Appearance: Centennial President
First Appearance: Man in the Mirror

Calvin Coolidge

A dry wit but spoke little, a woman once made a bet she could get three words out of him. He replied “you lose.”

Comics: 16
Recent Appearance: Silent Confidence
First Appearance: XVPS

George W Bush

Gave us eight years of "funny Bush-isms" to distract us from invading the wrong country to impress Daddy.

Comics: 29
Recent Appearance: Drums of War
First Appearance: The Other Kind of Fair

George Washington

More myth than man. Never chopped down a cherry tree, but he probably wouldn't have lied about it if he did.

Comics: 96
Recent Appearance: Talent of His Taciturnity
First Appearance: Forethought

Richard Nixon

Shakespearean-level paranoia. Accomplished a lot of good but you only care about Watergate so fine. Whatever.

Comics: 93
Recent Appearance: Undecided in 2024
First Appearance: The Other Kind of Fair

Ronald Reagan

Jelly-bean eatin', Gipper winnin', economic down-tricklin', Irani weapon-sellin', President movie-star cowboy.

Comics: 58
Recent Appearance: When the President Does It
First Appearance: Make America Great Again

Santa Anna

Comics: 5
Recent Appearance: Santa Ana Winds
First Appearance: Old Rough and Ready – Part Three: Buena Vista Drift

Thomas Jefferson

Obsessed with liberty, up to the point of applying it to his own lifestyle.

Comics: 124
Recent Appearance: Talents and Weaknesses
First Appearance: Jefferson Memorial

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on February 23, 2018

Chapter: 2018 - February

Characters: Abraham Lincoln, Andrew Jackson, Barack Obama, Benjamin Harrison, Calvin Coolidge, George W Bush, George Washington, Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan, Santa Anna, Thomas Jefferson

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